David Lawrenson

What is your DJ name?

Don't really have one. But for the purpose of this it's got to be DJ Dave Double Decks hasn't it?

What do you do at Sound Radio?

Play music for your workday, or just your 'day' if your not at work.

Do you consider yourself a lemon or a lime? Why?

A lime because it's easier to spell.

What is your superpower?

Emptying and loading up the dishwasher. People think it's the dishwasher fairy, but no, it's actually me.

Who is your favourite artist?

Don't know many, not all that cultures, but probably him who did the Moaner Liza.

What is your favourite Album?

Now 27.

What are you listening to currently?

A politics podcast.

What three things would you do if you were invisible?

Sleep, no one would see me so I wouldn't get told off.

Smash people's phones out there hands whilst they're sitting at the table.

Sell this unique skill and make a fortune.

What is the best prank you’ve experienced or planned?

Sent a message to a colleague asking them to call 01244 380280 and ask for Mr Lyon.

Tell us a weird fact you happen to know for no reason.

There are only five words in the English language which end in "dous": tremendous, horrendous, stupendous, hazardous and perpendicudous.

Tell us your favourite joke.

How do you make a snooker table laugh?

Tickle its balls.

I told that joke as a kid on the radio once, some phone in with a joke thing, they cut me off.

If your pet could talk, what would they say?

Why do you sleep so much?

What is your favourite food?

Sunday dinner.

What is your favourite drink?

Tea.

When you are not spinning tunes, what else do you get up to?

Sleep.